Badalhoco Code – How to write Worse

Intro:

Many years ago, a book named Clean Code was released but that book is full of bullshit, I am writing this to prove the author of the book wrong, he, the king of Sweden and the entire scientific community (adapted from morbius)

  1. 1. Chapter, Why

Why not?

  1. 2. Chapter, How

There are many things that you can do to deoptimize your code, where I call them deoptimization rules.

  1. No loops, that includes While loops, for loops or other kinds of loop
  2. No switch cases or match cases
  3. Variables only should have 2 letters maximum
  4. Variables are declared as the code runs, not in the beginning
  5. Only use Garbage Collector Languages, even to write performance intensive Software, I recommend using html
  6. ALWAYS copy and paste internet code

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